Something To Read

"What do you want to do today?" asked Bill. "I'm not sure. We could watch some TV or cable or play a video game or go on the Internet of rent a movie, I guess," said Walt. "Oh," replied Bill, "what is there to do on the Internet?" "My friends have a web cam. Do you want to watch it?" "What's a web cam?" asked Bill. "It's a camera that's constantly on in one of their rooms, televising to the Internet. People pay money to spend time seeing what they are doing." "I see," said Bill. "What are they usually doing?" "They're usually watching TV or playing a video game or typing on their computers," said Walt. Bill began to wonder why he was alive.

Don Hertzfeldt is awesome. I need a vacation.